I LOVE Mex-i-can!!!

We have a bean dip addict in the house and it isn't daddy. . .

Mmmm. . .Ice cream all for me!

Holy cow what is this??? My mom and dad actually had the guts to buy me something like this? Let's see how messy I can get with it. . . Be prepared grandparents. . .be very prepared. . .

Science Museum

Here are some pics of Bumps playing at our local science musuem. He loves the water tables as you can tell!

Deadliest Catch

WA-HOO!!! M's and my show is returning this year!!! Deadliest Catch is the cooliest show ever! If you have never seen it, you have to watch it. It will give you a whole new respect for the guys catching all that wonderful king crab that we eat!!!

More Refueling Pics

As requested, here are some more pics of M refueling planes. These are pics of them refueling A-10's over Crete. There is also a pic of the plane that he was flying over there. Enjoy!

Horrible Night

I had a craft show this weekend at one of the local highschools that M and I went to set up for tonight. We get to the craft show and had to wait for 20 minutes to get our booth and all that jazz. When we finally get to talk to someone, I find out the booth I was supposed to have is no longer mine. Apparently someone prepaid for it last year, yet they hadn't shown up for the show this year. But I can't have the booth since they had prepaid. So I am already super pissed off about that.

Well then M and I go back out to the car to go and get my candles. We get into the car and M notices that the armrest is up and asks me if I put it up and I said I didn't think so. Then I look in the backseat and notice one of my candle boxes is open and I ask him if he did that and he says no. Then I notice the big box of candles that I had purchased earlier that day wasn't there (300 in candles). I turn the other way and the window, where bumps seat is, has been completely busted out. There is glass everywhere. The took my box of candles, my Spokandle sign, a bag with a dry erase board and magazines, and ONE of my good shoes. ONE of them. M was livid and I was hysterical. We told the craft show people, who were awesome, and we called the police. Oh, you want to know what the police said do you? IT'S NOT A PRIORITY!!!!! Call back in the morning and file a report. Fucking assholes. I hate cops anyway and this just added to it.

So I am no longer doing a craft show this weekend and the insurance people are working on our claim. They are calling us in the morning. I am just so upset right now and there is nothing I can do about it!!!!!

Mister Fabulous

The shirt says it all. . .

Knossos

Here are some pics from M's trip to Crete about a month ago. These are pictures of the ruins at Knossos. I am beyond jealous that he got to see these because we talked about it a lot in my art class during college and I really want to see them for myself. The only part of history that I like is the art, what can I say? And no, the guy in the pic is not M.

Fun Stuff. . .

Here are pictures of M refueling a B-2 bomber last week. Damn my husband does cool shit on a daily basis. Ever wonder if any of the booms (the guys who control the refueling device) ever want to moon the guy in the other plane. I mean they are close enough that you can pick their boogers. Hmmm. . .makes you wonder. . .

Bowling Bumps

Here are some pics of bumps bowling on Sat night. He had two spares and a strike, go figure. . .

TV Announcers

Last night M and I were flipping through college basketball games like we normally do and we came upon the UCONN/Notre Dame game. One of the players for UCONN happens to have the last name of Gay. So as we are watching a bit of this game, he makes a really good play. Then the announcer says "I really like how UCONN set up that Gay penetration." We about lost it. I mean, seriously, the poor guy probably didn't know that he was even saying it, but man oh man, that guys friends are never going to let him live that one down. I mean, we haven't stopped talking about it all day and we don't even know the guy. . .

Ahhh. . .Cutie Bumps

Here are a couple of pics from when he was playing around in his favorite chair last week. This is before we gave him haircut over the weekend.

4 Things

You can all thank Mandi for the tag:

Four Jobs I've Had
1. Bookstore Clerk
2. Stay at Home mom
3. Stripper (hahahaha, SO just kidding dad and mom)
4. Spokandle

Four Movies I can watch over and over
1. LOTR's Trilogy
2. The Day After Tomorrow
3. Harry Potter
4. Napoleon Dynamite

Four Places I've Lived
1. Lebanon, MO
2. Colorado Springs, CO
3. Enid, OK
4. Spokane, WA. . .and there are many more

Four TV Shows I Love
1. Lost
2. Everwood
3. Gilmore Girls
4. How I met your Mother

4 highly regarded and recommended TV shows that I've never watched a single minute of
1. Grey's Anatomy
2. 24
3. Criminal Minds
4. Monk

Four Places I've Vacationed
1. Seattle
2. Cancun
3. New York City
4. Destin, FL

Four of my favorite dishes
1. Chipotle Burrito's
2. Sushi
3. Biscuits and Gravy
4. Fried Ravoli from Mama Tiscono's on the Hill in St. Louis

Four sites I visit daily
1. Our Bank
2. Just Us Girls
3. Babycenter
4. Our e-mail

Four Places I'd rather be right now
1. Bed
2. On a beach or
3. At a ski lodge
4. Getting a massage

Four Bloggers I am tagging
1. Katie
2. Shawna
3. Granddad Don
4. I don't have anymore. . .

Cell Phone

Bumps has always been obsessed with my cell phone, but now he has taken it to a whole new level. He has learned that it. . .plays music!!!! So now he grabs my cell phone and pretends to talk on it to his daddy and then M will actually call it. When the ringer starts playing (either the KU fight song or the Air Force fight song) he starts dancing in circles too it. When it stops, he just stops and looks at it like he is saying "what the heck just happened?" Then it starts up again and he is good to go, dancing in more circles, and then falling on his ass shortly there afterwards. . .

Chocolate Pudding

And this is why we no longer give bumps food that involves chocolate pudding. . .

Monkey

Bumps is officially a monkey. Maybe I should change the name of this to "Monkey's momma's blog." I seriously cannot keep him from climbing on anything. The kitchen table chairs are either pushed all the way in or turned over so he doesn't climb onto the table. That doesn't stop him though, he climbs up on the turned over chair. We have to turn the gate backwards because he climbs on that when it is up. The highchair, forget the restraints, he climbs right out of them. His new target is the computer chair. I switched the house around because I was tired of the clutter caused by the computer in the living room. It is now in our bedroom to keep bumps away from it. He now runs in and jumps in the chair and then makes noises until I come and spin him. Does he ever get dizzy, no, he just wants to be spun. So a word of caution to those we will be visiting soon, be afraid of the bumps monkey, be very afraid. . .

Bumps and His Shoes

My friend L's mom was nice enough to pick up a pair of Stride-Rites for bumps while they were 11.00 at the store she works at. For those who don't know, I paid $50 for bumps other pair of Stride-Rites that he has. They came in today. After bath time and putting on his diaper, bumps ran to the box, took the shoes out, and brought them to me saying "shoes." He climbed up in my lap wanting the shoes on. So I put them on and he ran around the house with just his diaper and his new shoes. He is too freaking cute sometimes!

Updated Bumps Pics

Helping daddy tighten the legs on the table after taking the Christmas tree down
Playing around with his baby einstein stickers . He didn't take those off for a good hour. Wearing princess Faith's jacket on his head. Don't even ask. . .

Playing around at Gymboree
Discovering that there are shelves he can climb on in our closet. The shoes no longer stay where they are supposed to be.

It always figures. . .

Why is it as soon as M leaves to do something, bumps always ends up having something wrong? He has been super cranky today, so I took him into the bedroom to play for awhile (he likes to jump on the bed.) I laid him down and finally got a good look at his mouth. He has 3, yes 3, teeth coming in. And the rest of his mouth is really swollen too. So best case scenerio, he is getting everything at once. Lord, I am hoping that is what is happening.

On a wonderful note, he gave me a heart attack tonight. He found a red cup in his toy box and took off towards our bedroom with it. I stopped watching him because I knew there was nothing he could get into. WRONG. Evidently he veered into the bathroom when I wasn't looking because he came back with the cup full and up to his mouth. Now there is only one place back there that harbors water and that is all I am going to say. Man, I am such a bad parent. . .

Not much from here

There hasn't been much going on this weekend. M, bumps, and I went out to eat on Friday night downtown. Bumps was a pain in the behiney the whole freaking time. Our friend L and G and their son, L (7 months), went with us. L made bumps look like a holy terror. He just whined and whined the whole time. And the thing that set him off was the fact that I got a mixed drink and he wanted some of us. For some reason, I think feeding my child some of my huckleberry margarita isn't exactly the route I need to go. When we got home, he turned into a little angel. Go figure. Isn't that how it always works.

Saturday and Sunday we just chilled. We figured out that bumps seems to have a bunch of new teeth coming in. He won't even let you touch his gums. Poor guy. He really doesn't want to eat much either. So now we are back to the stable diet of teething tablets and Motrin. We spent the day watching football and we predicted who would go to the Super Bowl! Yeah for us! Now we plan on riding the "bus" into Detroit this year!!!